In a moment of truth, Queen Elizabeth II reacted to her imminent demise at the hands of the "Edinburg Equalizers" by declaring all Scottish towns unpronounceable and replacing their trial by jury system with Sharia Islamic religious law.The firing squad were so overcome with laughter that her majesty was able to tiptoe away and hide in a nearby stable until the entire ruckus blew over.
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