Members of the Thai Ginsu-Slingshot Biathlon Team Practice for The Asian Regional GamesIOC President Jacques Rogge announced today that the time honored Southeast Asian bloodsport of Group Ginsu/Slingshot (GuGuCaChu to its practitioners) will be a demonstration sport at the London 2012 Olympics. In a tersely worded statement from an undisclosed location in East Timor, Mr. Rogge, who has not been seen for weeks since his parasailing excursion to Polynesia with a group of Russian female contortionists, said:
"I can think of no better tribute to this peaceful art than to put it on the world stage. Has anyone seen my trousers?"
The IOC's Executive Board, on a scheduled Whoring-It-Up Conference in Rio de Janeiro, could not be reached for comment.
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